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What Gay Marriage Will Bring

weinercrash

Sex between wiener mobiles and houses!

More Breaking Palin News

Sarah Palin is leaving Alaska and getting ready to hike the Appalachian Trail in Argentina with Mark Sanford!!!!

Very Serious Question

Can we get legislation to get rid of these damn commercials where people talk about their herpes outbreaks? They put such a damper on my time with the hookers.

Michelle Obama's Bigoted Rampage Has Been Found!

The right (and some on the left) have been going on for months about Michelle Obama making all these statements about "whitey". Well now we have video proof of her racist rampage:

A Chest Bump? A Thump? An Act Of Homosexual Foreplay?

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I believe we need body language experts to dissect this action for us. Perhaps FOX can recommend one?

New England Scores - Mitt Yells "HOMERUN!"

Just because he wants to prove he is a man's man.

A Scary Future

President McCain exits Air Force 1

DEMOCRATS: The Party Of Sexists?

The Democratic party showed their true colors with yesterday's primary in South Carolina. The nation's attention was pulled away from important issues to focus on the primary race. Important issues like this:

Miss Michigan Kirsten Haglund, a 19-year-old aspiring Broadway star, was crowned Miss America 2008 on Saturday in a live show billed as the unveiling of the 87-year-old pageant's new, hipper look.

The Democrats instead chose to have their primary on a date that would hide the great achievements of this young woman, or any other woman vowing to be crowned Miss America. It shows their sexism is still in full force.

(Note to Erick at Red State - please feel free to copy this post. I think it goes good with your earlier one).

PS: Yes this is a joke. I just couldn't let the idiocracy that is known as Erick Erickson go without highlighting it again. Also if you have any post ideas for Erick, please post them in the comments.

Ron Paul Exposed In Sex/Drug Party

As well as Dennis Kucinich. Ok this is pretty funny.

He even bring Lyndon Larouche into it.

(DISCLAIMER: yes this is a joke - I don't need Ron Paul supporters attacking me over it)

Hi Joesama!

Joesama bin Lieberman

Bush Is Bogarting the Bong

President Bush must be knocking back some 420 from Humboldt if he expects us to buy this plan. In fact, I have photographic proof he's toasted. Note the ornate water bong on the mantel behind him.

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Read on

The Big War

FOX should be proud!

Blackwell Hearts NAMBLA

CLASSIC CLASSIC CLASSIC

This is one of the best edits ever. Perhaps Blackwell should learn what his ramblings can cause!. (h/t reader Chuck)