Aww we got Bush watching us for us dumb Americans:

President George W. Bush said on Tuesday he is “concerned” about high gasoline prices, and pledged that the government will keep a close watch out for profiteering.

“I’m concerned about higher gasoline prices,” Bush said. “The government has the responsibility to make sure that we watch very carefully and investigate possible price-gouging, and we will do just that.”

Now George, we are the dumb Americans after all so could you define those big words you use. Profiteering has me really scratching my head. Would A $400 million retirement package for Exxon’s chairman (oh yeah and buddy of Dick Cheney) be considered profiteering? I don’t know about your big White House speak but here in “dumb fuck” USA that seems like profiteering to us.