January 3, 2010 /

My Suggestion For Airline Safety

With all the debate going on about the full body scanners, I think I have come up with a great solution. Why don’t we just waterboard all airline passengers? Think about it: Waterboarding provides accurate and reliable intel Waterboarding isn’t torture. Waterboarding is nothing but a “dip in the pool”. So let’s drop the body […]

With all the debate going on about the full body scanners, I think I have come up with a great solution. Why don’t we just waterboard all airline passengers? Think about it:

  • Waterboarding provides accurate and reliable intel
  • Waterboarding isn’t torture.
  • Waterboarding is nothing but a “dip in the pool”.

So let’s drop the body scanners, saving billions of dollars, and institute 3 hour waterboarding sessions for all airline passengers. I say before hand though we run this idea past the Republicans to make sure they are on board.

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