Intoxination

Quick! To The Getaway….BIKE?

From the files of “idiotic criminals” comes this out of Cincinnati:

Cincinnati police are crediting a member of a Price Hill block watch group with helping to arrest an alleged burglar by snapping the man’s photo Monday as he pedaled his bike down a street carrying a stolen 42-inch flat-screen TV.

Joshua Nuckles, 23, of Price Hill, was arrested Thursday and charged with three counts of burglary and two counts of breaking and entering, court records show.

Reading the story doesn’t do justice, but thanks to the information age we do have some visual aide:

That’s Mr. Nuckles (oh what an appropriate name) pumping his getaway bike up hill while carrying that TV. I can only guess that hefty bag he is carrying contains the rest of the booty from his crime spree.

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