Terrorist Training 101 – The Harry Houdini Course

I really didn’t realize that the first thing you have to learn when becoming a terrorist was how to be an escape artist:

“This move will put our citizens in unnecessary danger” – John Cornyn

If the facilities used to house the most dangerous people in this country are so insecure then aren’t we already in serious danger? Why hasn’t Cornyn brought up these concerns before? I mean shouldn’t we be concerned that Manson or David Berkowitz will escape sometime soon?

On the other hand, if people like Cornyn are so damn terrified of the decision to move the Gitmo detainees to Illinois, then I wouldn’t trust him to protect the toilet from a flushing before I can grab my camera for a ratemypoo.com picture, let alone this nation.