Oh you got to love the racist contributors at Townhall, the number one neo-con source on the internets. Chris Kelly over at HuffPo picked up on some of their latest slime:

Take Michelle Obama…please. Every time I turn around, there she is on a magazine cover. Now, normally, like the Mafia, I lay off the spouses, but inasmuch as this particular spouse attended the same racist church as her hubby for 20 years, I’ll make an exception in her case. After all, in spite of the fact that affirmative action got her an Ivy League degree and a $7,000-a-week salary and, moreover, has sent billions of dollars for no particularly good reason to Africa, she insists this is a mean country. The burning question in my circle is: if the First Family gets a female dog, will she be the First Bitch or will she have to settle for second place?

This sounds so much like the old “jokes” we used to hear about Chelsea Clinton. I guess they are starting with Michelle now, but I wouldn’t be shocked to see the kids start getting this crap from the racist right.

Of course the article Kelly quotes doesn’t stop there:

Naturally, the left-wing media is now trying to convince us that this James Brown-look-alike has all the allure, glamour and fashion sense of Jackie Kennedy.

Now could you imagine if some major left wing media site called Laura Bush some Joker look alike?