January 26, 2006 /

Tips For This Years SOTU

After reading AMERICABlog this morning and seeing his entry of how Bush is planning on using the State of the Union Address as a GOP campaign platform, I have decided to help Bush with his speech. First of Mr. President, I hope you use as much time as possible to attack those liberals out there […]

After reading

AMERICABlog
this morning and seeing his entry of how Bush is

planning on using the State
of the Union Address as a GOP campaign platform,
I have decided to help Bush with his speech.

  • First of Mr. President, I hope you use as much time as possible to
    attack those liberals out there who keep defending the terrorists. Make sure
    you get some real good ties in there between Osama and people like Michael
    Moore. Hell, I say throw in Maureen Dowd also for prosperity.
  • Talk about how the Democrats are so supportive of our enemies because
    they go out and question things like the NSA wiretapping. John Cornyn said
    it best when he said “Your liberties don’t matter much after your dead”.
    That’s right. Show how those damn Democrats and liberals feel liberties
    should come ahead of life.
  • I think an important fact you should hit on is how good our last session
    of Congress was for the American people. Remind them of how Congress worked
    non stop to protect our precious corporations. Let them know how much they
    are helping out corporate America because of these actions. Its the little
    things that count, like paying higher minimums on our credit cards and not
    being able to file for bankruptcy.
  • Mr. President, I really miss your talking about social security, so
    please rekindle that debate during this years address. People are talking
    about that stuff, especially Medicare, so now is the time to throw that log
    back on the fire. Explain to America how the Republicans know what is right
    for America and its seniors and how they can manage health care so much
    better.
  • Remind everyone how strong you are on national security. It would be
    best to throw the big guns out for this one. Let America know with people
    like Karl Rove on your staff our national security has never been better.
  • The economy is a big point with Americans now, so tell us how good the
    economy is doing under your watch. Let Americans know they are living better
    now than ever. Also make sure they know this is due in no small part to your
    great tax cut programs.

Mr. President, if you take my advice you will really open up people eyes.
Americans don’t want to here about pesky little things like the war or FEMA.
They want to be reminded of how much better this country is under total
Republican leadership. If you take my advice then the Democrats
Republicans will be sure to win in 2006.

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