Sticking with their National Enquirer style questioning, I can’t believe the moderators didn’t ask this:

“Recently our own Brian Ross uncovered some disturbing details about your time as First Lady, Senator Clinton. In his investigation he found out that you were in the White House on the day your husband, Former President Bill Clinton, was receiving oral sex from an intern, Monica Lewinsky. How did you not know that was happening? Did you hear a slurping noise and suspect your husband was enjoying a Tootsie-Roll Pop?”

I mean it would have rated right up there with all the other crap they asked.