This time it happened a couple of miles from me:

A former Hamilton resident who worked the audio-visual system for an area church allegedly sent child pornography while on the job.

Albert Jefferson Stone, 28, of Harrison Avenue in Cincinnati was arrested Wednesday, Nov. 12, by the FBI and charged in U.S. District Court with distribution of child pornography.

To Rev. Larry Davis, the church’s pastor, Stone was just “sidetracked”:

“He just got messed up, you know, sidetracked,” Davis said. “He’s a really good boy. Comes from a good family. A lot of prayers are going out for him.”

Does this sound sidetracked?

According to the complaint, Stone told investigators “I don’t know how to explain it to you … It’s the Catholic girl plaid skirt thing. If you drive by a Catholic high school and they are getting out of school — that’s hot.”

That sounds messed up to me, not sidetracked. There are a lot of Catholic high schools in the greater Cincinnati area. I wonder how many he was just driving by.