Did you hear about that $8 billion “abortionplex” Planned Parenthood is opening? Well Congressman John Fleming (R-La) sure did and he even went to Facebook to complain about it:

But apparently the rock Fleming already lives under doesn’t realize that The Onion is a satire site. Here’s the original article:

Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday the grand opening of its long-planned $8 billion Abortionplex, a sprawling abortion facility that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an efficiency never before thought possible.

During a press conference, Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards told reporters that the new state-of-the-art fetus-killing facility located in the nation’s heartland offers quick, easy, in-and-out abortions to all women, and represents a bold reinvention of the group’s long-standing mission and values.

You can read the rest of it here. What really amazes me is that if Fleming was so pro-life then why wouldn’t he of heard about this “long planned” huge complex going only a couple of states away? Perhaps that should have been indicator number one. Of course realizing indicators INDICATES thinking, and we are talking about a Republican here. Nuff’ said.