And to think April Fool’s day is still 3 weeks away:

Chatsworth, CA (PRWEB) March 10, 2006 — Adult film starlet and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey is scheduled to attend the prestigious United to Victory dinner with President George W. Bush in Washington D.C on March 15th – 16th.

In addition, due to Carey’s efforts in starting Mary Carey Productions, Inc. in 2005, Carey will receive the 2005 California Businesswoman of the Year award.

“I’m always excited to learn more about what’s going on in our nation’s capital, since most people in the porn industry think an Iraqi pullout is a form of safe sex,” quipped Carey. “Since I’m seriously considering running for governor of California again, I’m going to need a lot of support from Republican lawmakers nationwide – however I can get it.”

What say you now Mr. Dobson? How about you Mr. Bush and your little war on porn? And on behalf of all the Jon Stewarts, Stephen Colberts and Craig Fergusons that entertain us late night a big THANK YOU for making the jokes so damn easy.