February 15, 2006 /

Coulter The Criminal? One Can Hope!

Oh this story is so sweet to hear: She may be smart enough to earn millions from her acidic political barbs, but when it comes to something as simple as voting in her tiny hometown, hard-core conservative pundit Ann Coulter is a tad confused. Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections records show Coulter voted last […]

Oh this story is so sweet to hear:

She may be smart enough to earn millions from her acidic political barbs,
but when it comes to something as simple as voting in her tiny hometown,
hard-core conservative pundit Ann Coulter is a tad confused.

Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections records show Coulter voted last
week in Palm Beach’s council election. Problem is: She cast her ballot in a
precinct 4 miles north of the precinct where she owns a home — and that
could be a big no-no.

Coulter, who owns a $1.8 million crib on Seabreeze Avenue, should have
voted in Precinct 1198. It covers most homes on her street. Instead, records
show, she voted in Precinct 1196, at the northern tip of the island.

A fave on the college speaking circuit and the occasional target of
cream-pies-to-the-face, Coulter registered as a Republican (no kidding!)
with the supervisor’s office June 24. That’s three months after she bought
the home and moved to Palm Beach from Manhattan.

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Imagine if Ann Coulter ends up getting charged with a felony over this. Even
better, imagine her being convicted. That would be sweet justice. I could see
her having to spend any time at all in prison. Now I got something new to hope
for.

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