This is purely amazing information coming from the Nashville Scene:

Thank God the state legislature is back in session. When they’re gone, political columnists are forced to take up serious topics like the deputy governor lobbying subordinates on local political issues, U.S. national vulnerability to cyber-attack and the police chief threatening to storm out of a neighborhood meeting. But now that America’s dumbest criminals have reconvened their lawmaking body, it’s easy street for journalistic bottom-feeders to meet deadlines.

To wit: Senate Bill 3794 (House Bill 3798), legislation that would make it illegal to sell, advertise, publish or exhibit to another person “any three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs….” For that matter, if you offer to show someone your dildo collection—or possess a vibrator with the intent to show it to someone—you’d be violating this proposed state law. And don’t even think about wholesaling those three-dimensional sex toys.

Ah yes. We do not have enough problems in the world to worry about. Now we must worry about dildos. For people who hate sex so much (the Christian right), they certainly love talking about it and bringing up laws about it. I guess Tennessee has the perfect economy, education system, infrastructure, homeland security, etc, etc, etc. that they can now spend time worrying about sex toys.