Because at times we all need a good laugh:

Children with Terminal Cancer Using Their Disease to Get Sympathy: A Satire by Ann Coulter

Chapter 12 – Like We’re Supposed To Care?

I have never seen children enjoying their incurable diseases so much.

It seems to be all the rage for witches of want with a so-called “terrible illness” to try and turn their maladies into some sort of whining, cause-celeb begathon for medicines and research to cure their condition or relieve their pain.

This is some really funny stuff and a great poke at Ann Coulter. Got to love it.