Reverend Ted has been healed!

One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is “completely heterosexual.”

Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday’s edition.

“He is completely heterosexual,” Ralph said. “That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn’t a constant thing.”

The lord does work in mysterious ways. Perhaps we should start this kind of “intense counseling” for prisoners? Think about it. All the money we spend on inmates – this would make the Christian Conservatives thrilled!

OR!

Perhaps this is just more typical bullshit from the right wing maniacs. I am sure Reverend Ted has been healed – his sins of being caught have been flushed from his soul (bet he don’t make that mistake again). I would not be shocked to hear his name again in the future, and this time the story will sound more like one of Mark Foley.

Oh well – at least Reverend Ted can go back to some of his good ol’ fashioned sex talk with the buds at church.