I guess the world will be ending. The government can’t listen to al Qaeda on the phone, which means they will launch a massive Ma’ Bell attack in a few short minutes. We will wake up in a new world full of chaos and mayhem. Here is our signing off song:

But wait! Isn’t this whole argument over the government tapping our phones without warrants before? So it was fine for them to break the law a couple of years ago, but now it isn’t? Maybe this is just part of the mayhem that is to come.