In real life:

FINDLAY, Ohio – A northwest Ohio teenager has been suspended by his Christian school because he attended another high school’s prom.

Officials at Heritage Christian School in Findlay had warned 17-year-old Tyler Frost that he would be suspended and prohibited from attending graduation if he went to the public school dance over the weekend with his girlfriend.

Frost says he didn’t think going to the dance was wrong even though his fundamentalist Baptist school forbids dancing, rock music and hand-holding.

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And these are the kind of schools that Republicans feel our tax dollars should support. Glad their views are in the minority now.