March 27, 2010 /

How Does One Join The Actual Tea Party?

I’ve been reading this morning about Scott Ashjian, one of the 22 people running against Harry Reid. It looks like he is in some trouble: A Nevada asphalt contractor who faces a legal challenge to his Tea Party of Nevada candidacy for U.S. Senate was hit Friday with felony theft and bad check charges in […]

I’ve been reading this morning about Scott Ashjian, one of the 22 people running against Harry Reid. It looks like he is in some trouble:

A Nevada asphalt contractor who faces a legal challenge to his Tea Party of Nevada candidacy for U.S. Senate was hit Friday with felony theft and bad check charges in Las Vegas that allege he bounced a $5,000 business check last year.

Scott Ashjian is one of a record 22 candidates, including 12 Republicans, running for the seat held by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, who is seeking a fifth term.

Now that is interesting in itself, but something is even more striking. Check out what wingnut blogs are saying about this. First up is Confederate Yankee:

But we’re talking about fake Tea Party Senate candidate Scott Ashjian, who doesn’t look like he’ll be politically viable.

Then we have Gateway Pundit:

Fake tea party candidate Scott Ashjian, a Nevada asphalt contractor running for US Senate in Nevada, was charged Friday with felony theft and bad check charges in Las Vegas. The fake tea partier allegedly bounced a $5,000 business check last year.

And finally Moe Lane:

The actual Tea Party folks have already been pretty adamant about pointing out that they don’t know this guy

So who is the “actual” Tea Party folks? Is there a mailing address for them? How about their FEC disclosures?

I’m sorry, but I can’t find anywhere and actual national Tea Party. I can find the national Democratic Party and the national Republican Party, but no tea party.

Now I am wondering how someone becomes an actual “tea party” candidate. Is there some super-duper secret handshake, void of all terrorist fist bumping? I think the American people really deserve to know.

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