Can America seriously remove the stick from her ass?

A $4 rubber bracelet meant to raise breast cancer awareness has done that and more: Students nationwide are wearing the “I (heart) boobies” wristbands, and running afoul of school administrators.

Schools from California to Florida have banned the bracelets because they believe the “boobies” language is inappropriate.

The bracelets are marketed by a California-based nonprofit created to raise breast cancer awareness among youth. The Keep A Breast Foundation has sold 2 million of the bracelets so far, with the money going to breast cancer research and education programs

This is the product of some awesome marketing and raising money for a very good cause, but how dare our children know about a term like “boobies”. Don’t you remember that as one of George Carlin’s 7 words you can’t say on television?