[election 82]

UPDATE 7:00

MSNBC calls VT for McCain and Obama.

UPDATE 9:00

MSNBC calls RI and TX for McCain. That also gives him enough delegates to be the presumptive nominee. He is scheduled to go to the White House tomorrow to get blown by Bush.

UPDATE 9:05

Someone take Chris Matthews off the air. He is having an orgasm over John McCain and saying how it will be very hard for a Democrat to beat him this year.

UPDATE 9:20

Huckabee is history. He has dropped out to spend more time with fried squirrel.

9:23

MSNBC calls RI for Clinton.

10:50

MSNBC calls Ohio for Clinton