June 9, 2009 /

Dumb Criminals Arrested By Dumb Police

Here’s one to get people talking: DAYTON, Oh. — Police near Dayton may have been a little surprised when they arrested a man accused of harassing local residents. According to police, 41-year-old Kevin Miller of Sugarcreek Township had been approaching women and girls, all while wearing a woman’s swimsuit and fake breasts. Officials say at […]

Here’s one to get people talking:

DAYTON, Oh. — Police near Dayton may have been a little surprised when they arrested a man accused of harassing local residents.
According to police, 41-year-old Kevin Miller of Sugarcreek Township had been approaching women and girls, all while wearing a woman’s swimsuit and fake breasts.
Officials say at least 20 residents called 911 in the last week alone to complain about the swimsuit clad man.
He is now charged with five counts of public indecency and three counts of menacing.

At first glance you think “ok – glad the cops got him before he did anything to anyone”, but then look at the charges. Public indecency? What was indecent? The only thing the report says is that he was wearing a woman’s bathing suit. If the police are claiming that is indecent then these charges will be laughed right out and this guy will probably go right back to it. If the charges do stick then you can expect to see a lawsuit filed against the police and city and this guy will probably win.

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